Kiwis of France
So, I walk into the grocery today and kiwi fruit is on the sale display. I’ve bought kiwis in Manchester, England, in Pasadena, California, in Seattle, Washington, always they come from New Zealand. Surely kiwis taste better here in Newcastle, Australia. I get home and my wife notices the little label, “Product of France.” Are you kidding me? Australians eat kiwis from France? Then I noticed a green plastic spoon in the box, cleverly designed with a knife for a handle. Monkey see, monkey do. I take the implicit advice of the most sophisticated gourmands in the world and cut my kiwi in half and spoon out the nectar. Globalism at its most absurd.
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