The meaning of life according to Siri:
“I don’t know. But I think there’s an app for that.”
“Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in and try to live in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.”
“I give up.”
“Life: a principle or force that is considered to underlie the distinctive quality of animate beings. I guess that includes me.”
“To think about questions like this.”
“42.”
“Life: the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter including the capacity for growth, reproduction functional activity and continual change preceding death.”
“I can’t answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.”
“All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.”